It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Remember when you found out Santa wasn’t real?
Me: Yeah.
VIT: … and you somehow reasoned that George Washington wasn’t real, because you thought all historical-seeming men with white hair weren’t real if Santa wasn’t real?
Me: …… vaguely
VIT: … and you got called into the principal’s office because you were telling all the kids in school that George Washington wasn’t real?
Me: ………
VIT: You were a strange kid.
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This was hilarious.
Quite the imagination!
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I love how kids make these random connections that make so much sense in their heads. Like, you were on a mission to spread truth, lol.
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I was on a mission!!!
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Oh Insomnia Girl (and VIT) I missed you! Welcome back! Hilarious and insightful as ever, as if we had any doubts.
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💕
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Hahahahahaha!
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Hilarious!
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😊
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Hahahaha, I love this so much!
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Love your blog 🙂
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♥️
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When I was in seventh grade, I convinced my classmates that I was a bipolar schizophrenic. It was surprisingly easy. Weird kids grow up to be awesome adults.
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Truth!
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Love this!😂😂😂 So glad you’re back!!
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LMAO I love hearing stories of strange things people did as children haha. I remember once I got leprechauns and shamrocks very confused and insisted to my entire class I had a ton of leprechauns in my backyard and they eventually believed me because I was so dogged and believed myself because, well, I was thinking of the wrong thing xD
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HAHA! adorable!
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This is unexpectedly cute. 😀
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Like yeah, spoiler alert, you assume all your blogettes have found out!!!!!
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