Remember When You Found Out Santa Wasn’t Real?

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: Remember when you found out Santa wasn’t real?

Me: Yeah.

VIT: … and you somehow reasoned that George Washington wasn’t real, because you thought all historical-seeming men with white hair weren’t real if Santa wasn’t real?

Me: …… vaguely

VIT: … and you got called into the principal’s office because you were telling all the kids in school that George Washington wasn’t real?

Me: ………

VIT: You were a strange kid.

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18 thoughts on “Remember When You Found Out Santa Wasn’t Real?

  1. LMAO I love hearing stories of strange things people did as children haha. I remember once I got leprechauns and shamrocks very confused and insisted to my entire class I had a ton of leprechauns in my backyard and they eventually believed me because I was so dogged and believed myself because, well, I was thinking of the wrong thing xD

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