That Better Be Sheep You’re Counting

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: 15, 16…

Me: ……

VIT: 17, 18…

VIT: 19.

Me: That better be sheep you’re counting.

VIT: Nope.

VIT: 20, 21…

VIT: Pounds you’ve gained since high school.

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36 thoughts on “That Better Be Sheep You’re Counting

    1. Mike Leche

      I go to the gym at 5 am five days a week to help shed the pounds. Since January the crowds are getting heavier. I have seen people I never saw before


  1. I had the strangest dream I was still running my landscape business in Monterey County, the other night, even though I’m now 15 years removed from it. As I lay awake, wondering in a half-stupor whether I billed everyone this month (a constant fear back then, for some reason), I thought about VIT. Your ghost is haunting. 😝


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