It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Do you think people actually like kombucha, or they just pretend to like it?
Me: Why would someone pretend to like kombucha?
VIT: Oh I don’t know, maybe for the same reason someone would pretend to like John Steinbeck.
Me: John Steinbeck is an amazing writer.
VIT: One that you pretend to enjoy.
Me: I do enjoy John Steinbeck!
VIT: Incorrect.
VIT: No one likes John Steinbeck
Me: I love John Steinbeck.
VIT: I think I have made my point.
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Please like the way liking kombucha makes them feel. At least I know I would if I drank it.
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haha!!!
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Sometimes I’m totally like, do I really like this or am I liking it because of subliminal messages? It’s all very confusing.
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I like kombucha…or am I…am I deceiving myself?! Oh no?
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I asked Alexa what kombucha is. Sounds nasty.
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I don’t like John Steinbeck xD
What’s kombucha?!
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although this doesn’t mean he isn’t a great writer.. just not my style haha
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Lol! and I think I actually have East of Eden dog earred 1/4 of the way through hanging around somewhere still from an attempted light read from the summer of ’98. 🤣
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Hahaha. I was thinking if you last night Insomnia Girl, because I was having my own typical nightly insomnia except last night it was in the style of your blog:
vit: the overhead lightbulb is flashing
me: no it isn’t
vit: yes it is, very sublty. Look.
me: maybe
vit: it totally is
me: huh, ok, I’ll just pull the sheet up.
vit: turn the light off
me: it IS off
*This went back and forth for a while. After much debate I get up and turn the light on and off again. The lightbulb does seem to be dimly glowing and flashing brighter quickly although it is off. I go back to sleep (!) and dream that I called the guy and he comes with an electrician and they fix it while I’m sleeping. But there was another part of the dream that was an ad for the electrician who fixed it, which was a really funny ad and I was laughing aloud in my sleep! When I woke up this morning the light bulb was not flashing, so maybe they really did fix it?
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As someone who drinks kombucha I don’t even know the answer to this question.
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I tried Kombucha once, without knowing what it was, because I heard it’s “marvelously good for you”. Then I made the mistake of googling what Kombucha was–and I was shocked to see that it looked like a sentient piece of Sham-Wow swimming in apple cider vinegar.
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😂
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I am in the camp of I like Kombucha. It started off as a wierd taste but then the fact that it was like beer, but less so, gave a slight buzz but didnt weigh down and came in better flavors and is actually healthy for you got me on it!
Would love to hear what people actually think and why! Those who converted and those who just HATE it
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Kombucha is amazing; especially mango & passion fruit flavoured kombucha! Plus it’s so much better and healthier than fizzy drinks which are full of sugar.
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