It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Do you think the actor who plays Ronald McDonald gets paid really well?
Me: Who cares?
VIT: Like, is that his only job or do you think he is a mechanic who is also Ronald McDonald?
Me: He probably does other jobs too.
VIT: That would be a really weird side hustle.
Me: ……
VIT: Maybe he works at McDonald’s as a fry guy and they sometimes just make him be Ronald McDonald.
Me: Please go to sleep.
VIT: I wonder if he has any celebrity connections. Like, could he get a table at a fancy restaurant? Maybe he tries to wield his celebrity status and is all ‘Don’t you know who I am?” But he isn’t wearing his clown costume so people are like, “No.” And he’s like, “I’m Ronald fucking McDonald!”
Me: ……
VIT: ……
VIT: Hey, can you turn on the night light?
Me: Why?
VIT: …I’m afraid of clowns
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Straight hilarity!
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Have you tried melatonin? Ha ha, just kidding. It’s taken some time, but I’m really starting to appreciate and enjoy these little sketches. 😂
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There have been lots of Ronald McDonalds.
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That ending had me cracking up like crazy. So glad to see you back!!!
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❤❤❤❤❤❤
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VIT is a masochist.
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Your thoughts always make me laugh! Thanks for that!
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“I’m Ryan fucking McDonald!”
I’m in a corner at Chick-fil-A cackling.
So glad you’re feeling better. 🙂
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Just found your blog, these are so funny I love it! I get bad insomnia so a lot of these are so relatable 😂
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Willard Scott (yes THAT Willard Scott) was the first ever Ronald McDonald.
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This is insanely wrong. So wrong…
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ROTFLMAO I know.
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That’s fucking scary and I am not afraid of clowns.
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Oh god! o_0
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I’m with VIT on this one. That would be a weird side hustle and clowns are creepy AF. Ronald McDonald especially.
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Yo, I’m with VIT on this one. Clowns are terrifying!
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That ending…lol!
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Seriously, all this talk of clowns is giving me the creeps! And clowns making my fries? I shudder to think.
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Oh, yeah, I get what VIT is saying there. Clowns use makeup to cover their terrifyingly ugly real faces.
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I’m afraid of clowns too! Ever since I was a kid, I have never trusted Ronald McDonald for some reason.
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That is so funny!
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thank you! lol!
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OK wanna get the clown out of your head? Think about Colonel Sanders, In cardboard samurai armor. Outside a KFC. In Japan. Not sure if photo of same will post below but I’ll try;
file:///home/jim/Desktop/KFC%20Japan%20style_240.jpg
That should banisg the clown but I haven’t figutred out how to dump Colonel-san.
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Alas my Colonel picture didn’t post but here’s a link to it:
http://www.ipernity.com/doc/319805/20003115
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OMG! Haha! Wow, thank you so much for posting that, you just made my day!
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Hahhh! These little posts are bundles of fucking joy. I love. I miss you girl. 💕💕💕💕💕
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Ely! You always make my freaking day! Thank you so much!
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How the hell did I miss this? OMG. Your brain let you down that night, ewwwww!! Hahaha!
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Ok, wait. My Reader is stupid because I swear I was just on the Donald Trump sex dream post but actually I am with Ronald Mcdonald! What the hell is going on and why am I such a nitwit and who IS Ronald McDonald anyway?! 😳 K, byeee.
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Haha! DONALD TRUMP IS RONALD MCDONALD!
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MYSTERY SOLVED!!!
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😂😂😂
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haha this is gold!!!
I’m Ronald fucking McDonald!!!!!
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😂😂😂
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