Do You Think the Actor Who Plays Ronald McDonald Gets Paid Really Well?

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: Do you think the actor who plays Ronald McDonald gets paid really well?

Me: Who cares?

VIT: Like, is that his only job or do you think he is a mechanic who is also Ronald McDonald?

Me: He probably does other jobs too.

VIT: That would be a really weird side hustle.

Me: ……

VIT: Maybe he works at McDonald’s as a fry guy and they sometimes just make him be Ronald McDonald.

Me: Please go to sleep.

VIT: I wonder if he has any celebrity connections. Like, could he get a table at a fancy restaurant? Maybe he tries to wield his celebrity status and is all ‘Don’t you know who I am?” But he isn’t wearing his clown costume so people are like, “No.” And he’s like, “I’m Ronald fucking McDonald!”

Me: ……

VIT: ……

VIT: Hey, can you turn on the night light?

Me: Why?

VIT: …I’m afraid of clowns

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34 thoughts on “Do You Think the Actor Who Plays Ronald McDonald Gets Paid Really Well?

  1. OK wanna get the clown out of your head? Think about Colonel Sanders, In cardboard samurai armor. Outside a KFC. In Japan. Not sure if photo of same will post below but I’ll try;
    That should banisg the clown but I haven’t figutred out how to dump Colonel-san.

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