It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: When was peanut butter invented?
Me: I don’t know… the 1850s?
VIT: Wow. That’s really sad.
VIT: What was even the point of living before peanut butter?
Me: Maybe the 1890s…
VIT: That’s even worse!
VIT: That’s like, 100 million years of no. peanut. butter.
Me: Humans have not been around that long.
VIT: How long have they been around?
Me: Like, 5 million years.
VIT: ……
VIT: That’s still way too long to go without peanut butter.
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Think about it. There was no sliced bread. No crackers. You would just eat peanuts. And your teeth serve as a food processor. Instant PB.
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Its too cruel a world for the VIT! lol!
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If I was to assume that your avatar is a pic of VIT, then of course the world is cruel. A hairless creature with bulging eyes and only one tooth?
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Afraid I have to go with VIT on this one—sorry….
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The real question is… creamy or crunchy?
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I wouldn’t have made it through the curiosity part….I wold have been in the kitchen with a giant spoon and the peanut bitter jar as soon as VIT said the words peanut butter…..Now I am not going to be able to resist buying peanut butter….and peanut butter is the devil. That V.I.T. is a bad influence….hahahaha!
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Peanut butter as we know it was patented in 1884, but the Aztecs made ground peanut paste as early as the 15th century.
Which is still a really long time to go without peanut butter.
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That must’ve been sad sad days…
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Yeah, I was thinking George Washington Carver invented it, but I googled and got the Aztecs. It says theirs was different, though, but doesn’t say how. Did they mix it with chocolate and make a proto-Reese’s? Or maybe they made peyote peanut butter? (They were fun when they wanted to be.)
More VIT.
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😂
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Literally YESSSS. lol I actually carry peanut butter in my purse to take to work to put on rice cakes with banana slices now. It’s my new thing lol 😂 I can’t get enough!
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me too!!!!!!!
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Hahah! Love it!!
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Very true. No one can live without peanut butter. I wonder how they did it… 🤔
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not well….not well….
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I know, right! Congrats on getting 1,500 followers!!!
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Awww! Thank you so much!!!!!
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Well, soon!!!
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I used to love eating peanut butter as a kid but now I think it’s a bit of a weird food choice. The stuff always sticks to the roof of my mouth everytime. I don’t like it. 😣
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I don’t understand the peanut butter thing, it literally ruins everything. Perhaps it has to do with my aversion to nuts…alllll nuts. Hmm.
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You dont like peanut butter? is it a canadian thing?
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😂😂😂😂😂
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