It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: Did you hear that?
Me: I don’t hear anything.
VIT: Keith is snoring!
VIT: Oh!
VIT: My!
VIT: GOD!
VIT: Make it stop!
Me: Keith, roll over.
Keith: 😴
VIT: That did not work.
VIT: ……
VIT: at all…
VIT: …
VIT: Shake the shit out of him!
Me: Fine!
Keith: 😴
VIT: Oh my god!!! It’s so loud!
Me: Just ignore it.
VIT: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
VIT: KILL HIM!
Me: I can’t kill him!
VIT: Why not?!
Me: BECAUSE HE PAYS THE BILLS!
VIT: THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE LIFE INSURANCE!
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Hahaha I probably laughed a little too much at this.
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Haha kill him the insurance payout will pay the bills
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank God for life insurance!
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Lol. This was too funny. Great start for my day
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That was hilarious. Snoring makes my skin crawl. The rage builds inside me. Shaking works for 25 seconds only.
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The rage is real! 😂
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I think about needing to get laid and go, “This is why being single sucks.” Then I read something like this and remember that my ex snored like a jackhammer and go, “This is why being single rocks.”
I can’t STAND snoring. It’s awful. When my ex used to snore I just went immediately to shoving him and elbowing him. Waking him up never worked, because I’d wake him up, be like, “You’re snoring.” And he’d go, “Oh.” Then get into a new position and IMMEDIATELY START SNORING AGAIN. He only seemed to respond to night-time semi-violence.
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IMMEDIATELY! HOW SO FAST!
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😂😂😂😂 Who among us hasn’t contemplated what that pillow can do!! 😜
Funny as fuck, because it’s true! 😂😂 Loved this!❤️
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Thank you so much 😆
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My friend wasn’t feeling well today,so I read her a few of your blog posts to cheer her up on the phone. I’ve read several of them since I started following you the other day. I find them quite entertaining. Good job!
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Aw! Thank you so much! You’ve just made my day!
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DON’T KILL KEITH! The first time I meet you is not going to take place in the slammer!
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Haha! But we can talk through that glass window with the phone and touch hands!!
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Hahaha!! Amazing!
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Omg haha no VIT no, don’t kill Keith! Haha but man, I can sleep through most things but snoring really disturbs my sleep!
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I always opt for a quick jab in the side to make my beloved stop snoring. It jolts him like, half awake but not enough for him to know I was the culprit. It’s pretty mean but works like a charm.
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Haha! We do what we must!
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lmfao at the Life Insurance part
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Hahahaha….Kick Keith into the spare room or the sofa!!
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Haha. I know the struggle. Though, in my case I can hear it from the next room. 😂😂😂😂
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Shake the shit out of him 😂
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VIT makes an excellent point about the purpose of life insurance. Killing Keith is a pretty logical suggestion.
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