It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: OMG, you know what would totally make a million dollars?
Me: ……
Me: Ok… what?
Me: ………
Me: Hey… what would make a million dollars?
Me: ………
Me: Hey!
Me: God damn it.
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Insomnia Girl 
I love your writing. Always look forward to the next one.
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Thank you so much!!! 💗💗💗
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Bahahaha, I totally want to know what would make a million dollars. Too funny!
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These always make me chuckle when I read them. Thanks for posting these.
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Thank you so much for your support!
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Gawdddd… there is this video on a loop with a guy trying to cut down a tree… and he is chopping and chopping and chopping and the video caption is ‘his reaction when the tree falls’ only it never freaking fallssssssssssssssss… lol… naughty VIT… this made me think about that man and the tree… *facepalm…*
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Typical…
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💯
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God damn it….where’s my million dollars?? 😂😂
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Haha!
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I love this! I get stuck laying there staring at the ceiling because of non stop thoughts like that,. I really enjoy your writing style 🙂
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😀👌😍
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Ha ha you have a brilliant thought then your mind goes blank xx
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Thank you! You’re posts are hilarious.
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Really that’s ‘your’. Stupid autocorrect!
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always funny to read. If you put 33million dollars in the bank @ 3percent interest you would make a million dollars in a year. Problem solved.
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👏 👏 😂
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Thanks for the chuckle! 😂😉
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You’ve inspired me to blog my thoughts while I’m kept awake thinking 🙂 my thoughts can be a bit circular while I’m thinking in bed too. I look forward to reading more, as you post them.
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If your brain ever gets back to you, PLEASE let me know. Thanks.
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VIT is gaslighting you. Bwahahaha!
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This is so funny. Sometimes it’s kind of irritating when someone starts a conversation and they leave you suddenly. VIT is probably thinking along the lines of “haha, fooled ya!” 😂
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VIT can be so mean…..
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tell me about it! lol
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