It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
Me: Ugh, what time is it?
VIT: Oh good! You’re awake!
Me: No, I just…
VIT: Who’s that guy in that movie?
Me: Guy?
VIT: You know, the guy… Silver hair…
Me: I don’t know, Richard Gere?
VIT: What’s his name…
Me: Go to sleep.
VIT: He plays in that movie with that chick…
VIT: With the big smile and she’s a hooker.
Me: Richard Gere.
VIT: Damn! What’s his name?
Me: Richard Gere.
VIT: Mel Brooks? Mel Gibson? I know it starts with an M.
VIT: You know, the guy… kinda looks like a mouse and a lion had a beautiful baby that’s now in his 60’s?
Me: Richard Gere.
VIT: No… Alec Baldwin?
Me: That doesn’t start with an M.
VIT: ………
Me: ………
VIT: ……
Me: ……
VIT: I GOT IT! IT’S RICHARD GERE!
Me: Good job.
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That’s hilarious
Love it.
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Had my own VIT thoughts last night where I KNEW I left keys in the door. But I also knew they were on the table at the same time.
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Haha this is brilliant!
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Thank you so much!
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I’d love to follow your site but it keeps saying there’s a problem when I click on it 😩
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Eeeep! What does it say exactly?
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Oh i think it’s let me follow you now! Site must of had a mini meltdown for a second 😂
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Typical! 😂😂😂
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Thank you so much for your support!
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I’ve only just started out so thank you also for yours! I can’t wait to become more established like yours!
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I’m with VIT on this one. You should have thought of the guy’s name much faster.
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I think VIT and my step mom are in cahoots. Love Love Love! You’re brilliant!
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I have had roughly that exact conversation with actual human beings. I feel your pain.
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Hahahaha!
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love it!! oxo
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Hey thank you so much for liking my post!
I’m very new to this platform, you gave my confidence a boost!
And your blogs are so well ! 🙂
Keep them coming in! 😁
Love! ❤✌😁
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lol! Hate when that happens. I’m trying to sleep, brain–I can check IMDB in the morning!
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Haha! Right!
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This is hilarious. Your posts are so entertaining that I had to click “Follow”.
I found you through Nash https://them312.wordpress.com/2018/01/09/which-blog-is-your-favorite/
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I hate to admit, but these types of conversations happen in really often. Like last night at dinner.
(The song “Crazy” comes on the cafe radio)
Me: I love this song its by..wait..shit. You know the old country western singer, she was blonde and had a sad life.
Spouse: Um, that describes ALOT of people.
Me: Oh and this song was written by Willie Nelson, btw. Crap, my roommate at college used be reduced to tears every time she heard this person sing. Argh! Hand me your phone so I can look this up.
(Long suffering spouse hands me his phone)
Me: PATSY CLINE!
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Ahahahahaha! Ohhhhh poor Patsy though! Lol
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Your post are so freaking hilarious😂😂😂
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Thank you so much!!!
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This is so hilarious. Funny how it actually happens with other people in our day to day lives.
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