It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:
VIT: When I retire I think I want to take up pumpkinery.
Me: You do that.
Me: ……
Me: …Pumpkinery?
VIT: Yeah, and snowmanery.
Me: ……
Me: I know I am going to regret this but, what?
VIT: You know, people who are really good at carving pumpkins and building snowmen. It’s festive and artistic.
Me: Sure, makes sense. Night night.
VIT: ……And hedgery.
Me: Mhmmm. Sounds good.
VIT: ……
VIT: and dolphinery.
Me: THAT’S NOT A WORD!
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Ok, wait. So, if pumpkinery is the art of carving pumpkins, and snowmanery is the art of (essentially) carving snow, and hedgery is the art of carving hedges, does that mean dolphinery is… GOOD GOD.
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😂😂😂
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lmao…lolol… hahah…could hardly catch myself…!!!!
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Love your Very Important Thoughts!
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I talk to myself every night as well. Keeps me awake.
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Those VIT, could maybe be another you, and it is just a conversation with yourself wich will lead to inner peace when both of you have come to the same conclusion!
Regards the friendly neighborhood schizophreniac, 🙂
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hahaha…
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Hysterical…I like the way VIT thinks !
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VIT seems like a cute little child that just wants your attention AHAHAHAHA
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these are so fun to read
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lmao… this was funny…lol…
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Love this🌸 I to am not sleeping xxxx your very funny and Witty
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This is lit😂😂😂
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Love this!
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I want my own VIP!😩!
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Oh! Wow, now I’m going to spend time thinking of how one could make dolphinrows or dolphkins or …! :-O Blahahaha!
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Hedgery could be very lucrative for you. Also, can I borrow your brain for a weekend?
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Hahaha love it 😂 dolphinery sounds terrifying
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Hey! It’s a good idea
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Damn that’s wild hahaha
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This is so hilarious. Sometimes, my mind Tries to convince me to do something completely unrelated too. And I just have to spend the entire night convincing myself that it’s stupid. 😂
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I’m intrigued. I didn’t realize you could make a career out of carving pumpkins. I’m questioning everything now!
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I agree with you on the dolphinery.
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I learned several new words today from reading your post. 😛
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😂
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Your VIT is my spirit animal lmfao! I can’t deal.
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Haha… This is crazy funny
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Thank you so much!
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