Here’s the Story

It’s 2:00 a.m. These are the very important thoughts (VIT) keeping me awake:

VIT: Here’s the story.

Me: Huh?

VIT: Of a man named Brady.

Me: Oh Christ.

VIT: Who was bringing up three very hairy boys.

Me: Those aren’t the words.

VIT: Each one of them looked a lot like the other.

VIT: They looked like garden gnomes.

Me: That’s not…

VIT: Until one day when this lady met this fellow.

Me: That’s not even the correct order.

VIT: And she had some blonde kids of her own.

VIT: Muh bleh muhff ee blahaha la da da dada… and they were all alone.

Me: Are you done?

VIT: ……….

VIT: ……….

VIT: So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy… 👏👏👏👏

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51 thoughts on “Here’s the Story

  1. And now fish don’t fry in the kitchen; beans don’t burn on the grill. DG, you’re a movin’ on up!

    Wait … do I have to call you IG now? 🤔

    Either way, G, your thoughts at night may be hell to you but they are music to us. I’m gonna buy you a coffee! Really, it’s just to keep you up long enough, though, to get another post. 😉

    Many lucks on the new and old endeavor(s)!

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  2. dcmoy

    Okay, but I have conversations with VIT on the daily –
    VIT: Do you remember when…
    Me: Can we just not?
    VIT: Okay, but what if you…
    Me: Damn it. I thought we agreed to never talk about that.
    VIT: Yeah, but it’s important that we talk about it now.
    Me: Mmmm, I don’t know about this.

    Yeah, it happens. My favorite part was probably “That’s not even the correct order.” IG, thank you for this! You’re the bomb dot com, girl!

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  3. Then wow, you’re off to a fantastic start! I’ve been at this for over a year, with now only 18 followers, still. Oh yeah, I’m following you. If you keep it light and happy, then they’ll keep coming. If you’re serious and downhearted-sounding, then, well, you know. You have a niche already, looks like. Yippee!

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      1. Thank for the reply…I don’t have a Twitter account. 🤔 I just thought the way you’ve formatted your writing would work well on Instagram. Have a great day! Look forward to more of your writing. ☺

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  4. Stella aka "fennario"

    Give us any pill we’ll take it,
    Give us any glass we’ll break it
    We’re gonna…uhhh…zzzzzz….HEY HEY WE’RE THE MONKEES, C’MON GET HAPPY…
    Thanks, brain.

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      1. Stella aka "fennario"

        And that perennial question: Was it Mary Tyler Moore or That Girl who threw her hat in the air at the end of the opening credits? I don’t care, but my brain thinks it’s important in the wee hours.

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